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135 lines
5.2 KiB
JSON
{
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"title":"JJ | Curriculum Vitae",
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"heading1":"Jobson Jobsworth",
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"contact":{
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"address":"Mountain View, SA",
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"phone": "07772955104",
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"email":"john-smith@google.com",
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"website":"example.com"
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},
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"design": {
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"color":"blue-grey"
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},
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"headshot":{
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"url": "http://orig13.deviantart.net/b906/f/2015/290/5/8/random_cartoon_drawing_i_made_out_of_boredom_by_helvius-d9ddlvd.png",
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"alt": "Me."
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},
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"bio": [
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"I am a decisive, capable, punctual, ambitious, courteous, enthusiastic, ",
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"trustworthy, determined, intelligent, keen, hard-working, friendly, ",
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"industrious, dynamic, professional, generous, mature, proficient, ",
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"knowledgeable, energetic, dedicated, creative, imaginative, honourable, ",
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"inventive, adaptable, bright, patient, good-natured, receptive, cooperative, ",
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"responsible, organised, motivated and careful individual, and can work well ",
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" /n ",
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"on my own or as part of a team.",
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"I offer a mature and responsible attitude towards working, together with",
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"an adaptable approach, which means I can be immature and irresponsible ",
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"whenever necessary.",
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" /n ",
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"I am a highly orgasmed individual, my attention to detail is exceptional ",
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"and my speeling is second to none. I can work effectively under pressure, ",
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"up to a g-force of 24."
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],
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"employment":[
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{
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"role":"",
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"place":"Actively seeking employment",
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"placeurl":"https://www.gov.uk/jobsearch",
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"dates":"1987 - Present",
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"description":[
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"The recession hit my town earlier than expected. Much, much earlier. ",
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"At least that’s what I put my twenty-five years of unemployment down to."
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]
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},
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{
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"role":"Pizza Delivery Guy",
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"place":"Pizza4u",
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"placeurl":"http://www.pizzagogo.co.uk/",
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"dates":"1986 - 1987",
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"description":[
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"Responsibilities included delivering pizzas to people who ordered ",
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"pizzas and also, to demonstrate my initiative, delivering pizzas to ",
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"people who didn’t order pizzas."
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]
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},
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{
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"role":"Pizza Delivery Girl",
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"place":"Pizza4u",
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"placeurl":"http://www.pizzagogo.co.uk/",
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"dates":"1986 - 1987",
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"description":[
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"As above, except - in order to obtain more tips - ",
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"whilst wearing a rather fetching curly brunette wig and a low-cut top ",
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"revealing a teasing taste of pec-cleavage."
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]
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},
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{
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"role":"Shoe Shop Manager",
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"place":"Shoes4u",
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"placeurl":"http://www.example.com/",
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"dates":"1 Hour in May 1986",
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"description":[
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"Responsibilities included ensuring customers buy the right shoes for ",
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"their feet and measuring their feet with the foot measurer thing. ",
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"Responsibilities ended when the real manager came back from lunch and ",
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"told me to get out of his shop."
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]
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},
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{
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"role":"Computer Programmer",
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"place":"",
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"placeurl":"",
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"dates":"1983 - 1986",
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"description":[
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"Proficient in C, C+, C++, C#, C##, C#+# and C#*#+$%^£$!(“@#!!"
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]
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},
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{
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"role":"Proofreader",
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"place":"Pizza4u",
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"placeurl":"http://www.example.com/",
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"dates":"1978 - 1983",
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"description":[
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"Proffred ceveral teknical bokos aswe all nkow thear ar count less ",
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"misteaks inn tem. I was sacked when I admitted I didn’t actually read ",
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"the books as I waited for the film adaptations instead. Perhaps I missed ",
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"the point but at least I didn’t miss the excellent C++ In a Nutshell: The Movie"
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]
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},
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{
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"role":"Self-Employed Air Guitar Teacher ",
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"place":"",
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"placeurl":"",
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"dates":"1975 - 1978",
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"description":[
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"Taught Air Guitar to competitors of the Air Guitar World Championships. ",
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"Unfortunately my students were useless as they kept breaking the strings and losing the plectrums.",
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" /n ",
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"I also taught Air Mandolin, Air Triangle and the rarely mastered, ",
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"Air One-Man-Band. I practiced the latter so much that I couldn’t stand ",
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"still or walk normally anymore. I was a ‘local character’ in my town as ",
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"everyone recognised me from my dangerously unique arm and leg movements when ",
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"I walked. Unfortunately, I was forced to give up my new walk as it severely ",
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"interfered with my new hobby of Air Conducting; the poor Air Orchestra were all over the place."
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]
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}
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],
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"education":[
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{
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"course":"Nursery",
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"establishment":"Nursrey",
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"placeurl":"",
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"dates":"1980",
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"description":[
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" Learnt soft skills such as not falling over when walking and putting ",
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"food into my mouth rather than up my nostrils. Learnt an increasingly ",
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"populated vocabulary including the words jelly, poo and ",
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"antidisestablishmentarianism. I also learnt the meaning of the word ",
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"‘share’ and so I regularly took my classmate’s food."
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]
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}
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]
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}
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